Christmas Morning Bar Soap

fresh espresso. bourbon. butterscotch. salted caramel.

It’s christmas morning and you just got done with the feeding frenzy that is opening gifts. The family’s coming over in 2 hours, you haven’t even put the tofurkey in the oven, the kids are still running around naked, and someone peed on the rug. (That rug really tied the room together.) You NEED coffee. But you don’t have time to run out. You need Festivus Frappé! It doesn’t have any caffeine, but it’ll get you by till you can get a shot of that sweet espresso.